houlihandy

'hulɪˈhændi, noun:

A hand job given in the lavatory of a chain restaurant, normally Houlihan's. Usually takes place after the cheque has been paid but has been known to happen as early as the appetizer. Goes great with good food at competitive prices.

John: So how was your date?

Mike: Pretty good! We went to Houlihan's, I had an awesome bacon cheeseburger, and I even ended up getting a houlihandy before we left! Then we went back to my place and watched The New Adventures of Old Christine!

John: Well I'm glad you had fun, Evan really seems like a nice guy.

houlihandy by Mike_from_Houlihan's July 20, 2011

Houlihan 

To utterly fuck something up to an incredible degree.

The team got Houlihanned.

Houlihan by Wode September 5, 2011

Shannon O'Houlihan 

n. The alter ego of an Irish College student.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan usually appears when one is under the influence of alcohol.

-Once a Shannon appears he is known to make the person extremely loud, rude, and in some cases high.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is an absolute champion of the game of Beirut (also known as Beer Pong). He has been said to quote that he "pwn3s fools" in the college sport.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan is known to enjoy many fine tasting alcoholic beverages. This includes, but is not limited to: Guiness, Smithwicks, Paps, and various Samuel Adams brews.

-A Shannon O'Houlihan can be very violent at times, use extreme caution around him.

Person 1-"Oh boy he is pretty wasted..."

Person 2-"Let's just hope he doesn't turn into a Shannon O'Houlihan."

Shannon O'Houlihan by FluffyBunnies09 December 10, 2009

hot lips houlihan 

act in which a man puts hot sauce on the outside of a condom, and has sex with a women, cause her pussy lips to burn.

jimmy: I gave my girl a hot lips houlihan last night.

frank: what happened to her?

jimmy: Her pussy lips started to burn...

hot lips houlihan by ect17 April 26, 2009

Hot Lips Houlihan 

latin: ferveo labia

A great way to spice things up in the bedroom--literally. Before coitus, pour Tabasco sauce (habanero or "rooster" sauce are both acceptable) on the outer lips of the woman's vagina. The man should then enter her while the full force of the hot sauce takes effect. Originally conceived and coined in the Louisiana bayou, Hot Lips Houlihan has become universally popular among spicy-food aficionados.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

We love us some spicy food. That's why we like Hot Lips Houlihan, taking that south of the border taste, well, south of the border really heated up the old bedroom. Nothing will make you as frisky as second-degree burns."

Hot Lips Houlihan by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Patches O'Houlihan 

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

Patches O'Houlihan by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007

Houlihan's 

The last few mmillimetres of a joint where taking a puff will result in 'Hotlips'

....also known as butt-slut

"Hey, do you want this?"
"No way! I ain't taken none of yo' HOULIHAN'S!"

Houlihan's by pickled beast September 1, 2006