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Houghton 

Small town with big dreams to say the least. A small town way up north in the upper peninsula. Many people think kids round here are bad and break the rules all the time but that’s because it’s a small town and words get twisted and story’s get turned around. You know just about everyone in the town and half the town is related which makes it so close and amazing. Everyone knows what you did last weekend even if you swear you didn’t tell anyone... trust me it gets out somehow so everyone’s always watching closely what they do. We eat pasty’s up here and take saunas (sow-nas), at least that’s what everyone knows us by. Us yoopers are more adventurous and unique than anyone else you’ll ever meet. Take my word for it, houghton is a beautiful place and if you get the chance take a lil roadie and visit sometime.
“Did you hear what happened to that group of girls last weekend??”

“Duh, it’s houghton the word gets around member?”
“oh yeah but it’s still a great town eh”
Houghton by unknownnn123321 March 12, 2018

Houghton College 

The only known place in America that changes people from normal to strange in the first semster.
"Why is that boy wearing a kilt?"
"Dude, we go to Houghton College."
Houghton College by whateverchick November 8, 2006

Houghton Regis 

A Crap place to live near dunstable, luton, uk e.t.c
A Shite hole place to live in, Especially the Parkside area, full of little kids threataning people with spanners, druggies and black people. No-one wanrs to live in Houghton Regis.
Me- ''I live In Parkside and yesterday i got abuse from a little kid. I kicked his head in then his whole family were after me''
Someone- ''Aint his parents the main dealers of houghton regis anyway?''
Me- Probably.
Houghton Regis by Blonde_Fool October 3, 2006

Houghton Brown 

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown
I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown
Houghton Brown by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Houghton Brown 

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn
She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn
Houghton Brown by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Houghton Lake 

Houghton Lake; the area in northern Michigan where it's 90 degrees in the summer and a chilling 15 in the winter.
Person: "This weather is almost as bad as Houghton Lake! I'm freezing!"
*next day*
Person: "This weather is as hot as Houghton Lake! I'm melting!"
Houghton Lake by bloodyberri_2 April 20, 2023
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