It is when you are just sitting around minding your own business and you have a little unexpected burp and a small amount af acidy puke comes up with it and you have to swallow the "hot snack".
"Dude, I was just talkin to my girl and out of no where I had to swallow a "hot snack" with out here noticing"
This is defined as a side chick who has few morals and who let's you have sex with her even when you may already have a wife/girlfriend. The girlfriend/wife is the meal. The side chick is just a "snack".
"That girl is a good hosnack/hoesnack but she ain't the real deal like my wife."
Kyle: “did you see Jenny at the party last night? The way she was shaking that ass really turned me on!”
Jessie: “the hosnack? I saw her but she was busy flirting with Steve and Jeremy so I didn’t have the chance to ask if she might be into women too.”
The act in which you blow a nasty "wet fart" into your partners mouth for sexual desire.
Useually after scarfing down at a mexican restraunt, and having the pre "taco shits".
dude i gave my girl a hot snack last night and she spit it back into my butt!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!