hotlegged

The action resulting from flatuation and occuring while sitting on the lap of someone else.

Little Timmy couldn't help his need to pass gas and flatuate on santas lap resulting in a hotleg. Santa was Hotlegged by litle Timmy.

by Lang December 26, 2003

hotleaded

a person who, in the course of seeming like a regular person, spams the shit out of you with social networking marketing shit, making you regret the day that you ever signed onto the internet, as you don't give a shit about whatever cause they're espousing.

"become a fan of xyz to reach 10,000 fans so i can show my boss that i am doing work instead of making my friends do it for me!" "omg i've been hotleaded."

by adamomfg February 23, 2010

Hetlagged

How a gay person feels after having spent the Holidays with their hetero extended family, hetero friends from way back, and generally hetero small town, on the other side of the continent.

'Phew. I think I'll take the day off, I just got back from Christmas Break in New Brunswick and I'm hella hetlagged.'

by pierreandre June 23, 2009

Hetlagged

When you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays.

"Man, I'm so hetlagged from having to pretend I'm straight around my super christian grandma this christmas."

by TheDapperSpork December 18, 2014

Hotdogged

When your significant other microwaves a sausage, and shoves it up your anus.

Susan: What did you and your husband do for your anniversery?
Bethany: I hotdogged him, but that's about it.
Susan: I wish my husband would let me hotdog him... *sad crying emoji".

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018

Hot Legged Fun

It's when you cum your pants because of all the fun your having at MJR! It's better than shrooms! It's like fire ants crawling in your skin!

Dude I had so much hot legged fun last night, I think I fucked my grandpa!

by Toothless/Stone August 30, 2016

Hotdogged

The act of microwaving a hot dog and shoving it up someones anus, Usually played as a prank or sosial experiment.

Random Person: hey how are you?
*you shove hotdog up their butt*
Random Person: What the hell man, what did you just do to me?????
You: YOU JUST GOT HOTDOGGED!!!!

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018