Hotez

A slang term for fingering a girl. Or a male, if the male has an inverted penis.

Hey babe, you want a hotez?

by dcgirl97 July 8, 2011

hotez

outrageous or scandalous

bro did you hear about billy bob joe? that was absolutely hotez of him to cheat on his girlfriend

by getherapyasap June 30, 2023

Hotez

HE DON'T WANT IT! HE DON'T WANT THE SMOKE!

Hym "This Hotez seems like he doesn't want the smoke. That's some weak shit right there. And it's funny because the excuse he gave was 'He didn't want to legitimize a crank by debating him' but... That crank is a presidential candidate... Like.... So, the cranks shouldn't be engaged with.... But the crank is running for president..."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2023

ikea hotel

A tower that consists of different level and rooms in Pewdiepie’s Terraria series. First known resident of this structure is Connor (though he never really was invited). Some say that when the old IKEA tower flew to the skies it found its way to the world of Terraria.

Gamer 1: where did the video old Ikea tower go?

Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.

Gamer 1: Very Nice!

by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 December 2, 2019

Hotel Sweet Tea

Drugs. Lots and lots of Drugs.

or actual sweet tea made in a hotel

Bro we made so much Hotel Sweet Tea !!!

by Haugendazz April 13, 2019

Hotein

A protein rich meal replacement, derived from sperm, to give the ho if you're running late for drinks or she's complaining she's hungry. Especially good if she's on a diet

Ellen: Your man takin you out to eat tonight?
Karen: No girl, he just give me some hotein. I'm all good now.
Ellen: Damn girl! Healthy, natural, and diet-friendly! Your man got any extra left for me?

by TechnoPimp October 22, 2010

hotel cart diving

Picking through some possibly tasty morsels and sealed jellies, mayo, mustard, maybe even silverware on an abandoned hotel cart in a good hotel.

We never take condiments like salt, pepper, mustard, ketchup etc on our Vegas trips we just resort to Hotel Cart Diving.

3am, restaurants closed and BEHOLD a Traders Giottos italian sub SEALED and still on ice parked outside suite 666, sweet!

The Goddess wouldn't want all those unopened Jelly Jars to go to waste on a hotel cart, somebody has to eat the Orange Marmalade...DIVE DIVE DIVE!

by BayAreaWillI September 16, 2013