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hotepology

Black people presenting cultural information that is not valid as evidence of African or African descendent history
Saying that all Africans were kings and queens stems from hotepology.
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
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hateology

The study of being a hater, the aspects of a hater, or anything to do with hate in general.
Damn that fool is hatin on everybody, he must have a masters degree in hateology
by GB Sage November 30, 2007
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Hoopology

The exact science of comparing the radius and circumference of a girls hoop earrings versus how open the girl is to having sex with a black man. The larger the hoops the more willing. Large hoops may warn white men that they are incapable of the kind of blatant ignorance and disrespect to get with such a woman.

The scientific formula is as follows:
If ,radius = R circumference =C
Then C(2R - 1n) = Total Whore
Basic hoopology would tell you that the girl at the grocery store, wouldn't give me the time of day because i don't look like Jay Z, my pants aren't low enough , I don't have a gold tooth, And I refuse to put a gun to her head to ask her out.
by ezekiel 3900 March 4, 2010
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haterology

A college course that it taught by Doctor Suhaib Alramamneh. It is a course based on hating. There is only on person who has completely master the course and that is Doctor Alramamneh himself.
(WARNING: Haterology is EXTREMELY additive. Take the class at your own risk.)
Classes now being taught by Doctor Alramamneh on Facebook.
I have my PhD in haterology.
by Dark Black Magic May 6, 2011
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Hoeology

A guide to understand Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency. Or the study of a Hoe behavior, and Hoe tendency.
1) If she sleeps with guys after knowing them less then a week she is a hoe
2) If she loves guys after sleeping with them and she only knew them less then 2 weeks she’s a hoe
3) If she goes for only one type of guy she has potential to be a hoe
I. If she generalize what guys she dates
II. Or if she only dates one type of guy
III. Dates dirty guys or guys that a hoes
IV. Believe that certain types of guys are perfect
4) She is a cock tease potential to be a hoe
I. Dress like a hoe but never gives up anything
II. Thinks its cute to tease and play mind games
III. Dress To sexy and flaunts their gifts
5) Being annoying and
I. being confusing and playing games can be a hoe
6) Dressing to much like a hoe
I. Gives it up too much
7) When they become friends with you when she knows you like her
I. She Flaunts your friendship
II. Tells you constantly there can never be nothing more, but in reality if your such a great friend why wouldn’t you be a good b/f????
8) When she calls you repeatedly about another guy constantly
I. If she calls you about same problem about her b/f …
II. When the guy keeps treating her wrong and she never learns shes a hoe
9) If she ask to borrow anything of your things for another guy

If you meet a girl and she meets two things off this list she is a hoe… This list will be continued when we have found more hoe tendency’s
And always remember you cant turn a hoe into a house wife, hoes dont act right
by Sxu 220 October 2, 2004
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HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift
1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?
by g5hoe May 21, 2010
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Hooterology

Pertaining to the study of hooters by someone other than a professional.

Hooterologist
The two eighteen year old boys went to the topless bar hoping to learn hooterology.
by Mardon32106 September 3, 2009
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