Hotching
Hotching by cinimonsheep March 11, 2011
Words you can keep
Hotching
Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*
Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"
Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room
Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*
Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"
Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room
Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*
Hotching by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010
Related Words
hotching • hooching • Hatching • hoaching • Hutching • Hatching a Havana • Hatching a plan • Hatching Chick • hitchings • Hitching Post
hotching
1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.
2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging
Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!
2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging
Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!
Alabama Turtle Hatching
A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021
Hoaching
Hoaching by livpemperpem February 20, 2011
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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