Hotblocked

When you get blocked by an extremely hot individual from doing something you want.

Susan: I want to go lay out by the pool but there are two athletic girls out there showing off their bikini body's.
Spencer: You just got hotblocked girlfriend!
Susan: What's that?
Spencer: It's like getting cockblocked but the pool is like the person you want and the hot girls are like a big cock.

by Vballer May 6, 2015

hotblooded

A feeling, mostly induced by the courage, anger, and righteous fury you feel for a person/place/thing/idea/event, so long as it is a positive person/place/thing/idea/event with a positive outcome. Mostly seen in super robot anime, or felt when listening to Foreigner or other awesome bands.

"Did you see the way he took on the hundreds of mobsters using only his fists, a pole, and a leek? That's hotblooded right there, man."

by Rodriguez Jones December 13, 2008

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

Hoodlocked

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

Hot-blocked

The state of being temporarily or (like in most cases) permanently blocked from accessing your hotmail account when you need it the most.

This could be due to one of the following reasons:
1) Your password is so difficult that you fortgot what it is.
2) Your ex failed to hack your account but screwed you anyway by revoking your access.
3) You entered your pasword wrong too many damn times while tipsy or high.

John: Dude, I got this weird e-mail from you telling me to check out your new website.

Mike: Oh, sorry my account was hacked and it's sending viral e-mails to all my contacts. I've been trying to get it back but I think I'll be hot-blocked forever.

by JDL 2010 September 19, 2011

Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017