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hot rub

to take a moist warm towel and jack off someone. then to collect the semen in a bowl and microwave it on high for thirty seconds, quickly taking the bowl to the same person who ejaculated and using the heated liquid a massage ointment.
oh man, i got so excited when she sent me a text and asked me if i wanted to go hot rubbing..turns out her stupidass iphone misspelled it for hot tubbing. damnnn
by newmanation11 December 4, 2010
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Hot Rub

When your girl is giving you a hand job, but doesn’t use any lube, lotion or spit.
Damn, she didn’t lube up my dick it was such a shitty hot rub
I heard she gives a mean hot rub
by Bookas November 24, 2019
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Hot Rubber

I prefer to use hot rubber than just a dildo
by TyroneTheNigger May 5, 2014
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hot rubbing

what you wish you were doing when in a hot tub full of sexy boys. Sexual acts performed in a hot tub.
Me and my friend are going hot rubbing with some guys tonight.
by Emissa July 24, 2009
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Hot Rubin

The act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scrape it off onto a bright blue tarp. You than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). Cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting mass, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an M-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.
"Can you beleive it?! That guy just gave Stacy a Hot Rubin"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"
by Barry Hallsweat August 8, 2009
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Hot ruben

A Ruben sandwich that doesn't have cheese, but has hot sauce instead.
Dude, I forgot to get cheese. No worries. Just make a Hot Ruben.
by HotRuben March 16, 2017
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hot rubber boots

when you use a rubber boot as a condom and nut 13 times in it.
ooh you made my "hot rubber boots" scrumptious charline.
by muchie meaties February 22, 2021
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