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Hot Rock 

The little rocks of burning hash that fall off the end of your spliff and ruin your best jacket
I got a hot rock burn in my fave shirt last night
Hot Rock by Swifty420 May 19, 2011
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Hot rock 

a boulder that falls off tha end of ur joint which can cause holes in your clothes
Shit! u got a hot rock on my jacket!
Hot rock by Kay July 10, 2003

Hot Rock 

Term for drying out after an alcohol soaked period. (A lizzard drying out on a hot rock).
After this weekend I need to find a hot rock.
Hot Rock by tlynn4020 March 29, 2010
A method of meth consumption in which a glass tub with one connected to a long surgical hose is heated with a torch. You then take the tube and place it on the shard of meth in order to inhale the resulting smoke. It's a modified version of a hot rail. Juicy Jess is credited with inviting the method. She is something like a o.g. of pit smoke to her nostril. I love her.
Hey fuck a hotline , let's do a hot rock!
Hot rock by Jessica "pokey" December 18, 2025

helga hot rock 

an unusual and often painful massage method. the masseuse hits the persons back very hard while saying "Helga Hot Rock".
Joe: Hey you want a massage?

Tim: Sure! Just don't helga hot rock me!

Bavarian hot rock massage 

Like the conventional hot rock massage ,a Type of massage involves the use and placement of heated basalt river rocks on different points of the body it is then used to deep tissue massage by qualified technicians to expertly massage with the use of the stones ,
The Bavarian version has substituted the Rocks for three ( or four ) equally spaced faecal nuggets along the spine of the lucky recipient of the deep tissue relaxation massage .
The Bavarian hot rock massage is a great honeymoon gift to surprise your newlywed partner

real good, real hot, rock hard 

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.
1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!
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