A term often referred to females that are on average, 6 foot 2, 240 pounds and possess facial hair. This word first was used to describe the principal in the motion picture Matilda. However, this term has been used to describe other females that are similar in physical characteristics of the principal in Matilda.
by Min Oh December 05, 2006
Obsessively liking other people's social media updates, check-ins etc. without being close friends or romanticallly inclined to each other.
by Robert Downsyndrom Jr. March 20, 2013
Person A: You know that girl you really like? What's her name?
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.
by Lordsamiam May 08, 2007
desperate or thirsty
This word was created in reference to the character Helga Pataki in the (1996) Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey! Arnold" who is madly in love with the main character Arnold. Arnold is oblivious to Helga's love despite her constant admiration for him.
This word was created in reference to the character Helga Pataki in the (1996) Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey! Arnold" who is madly in love with the main character Arnold. Arnold is oblivious to Helga's love despite her constant admiration for him.
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, Jerry keeps trying to wife me up and I already told him I'm not into him like that!"
Person 2: "Wow, that nigga's helga."
Person 2: "Wow, that nigga's helga."
by vtygng August 21, 2013
nobody can deny she’s horrible and rude. she’s very selfish but she’s myseterious and makes everyone she sees fall in love with her (she’s a heartbreaker).
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
‘oh it’s helga’
‘incoming! it’s helga’
‘honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
‘incoming! it’s helga’
‘honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
by deuiejxndkdksnnzjdks February 21, 2019
A beautiful and extraordinary girl. Very vibrant and fun. She's a kind of girl that comes off to people as mean and a bitch but is actually very nice. She tries to be good but people keep getting on her nerves. She's a jealous person but hardly shows it. She can dance although she prefers singing. She has a beautiful smile and loves it when people compliment it. She's seen as a player but is actually very faithful. She is a humanitarian. She doesn't really like her friends because she thinks their fake. A Helga can hardly ever come by so when you find one better hold her close because she's the best friend, girlfriend you could ever ask for. If you ever want to be weird she'll always be weird with you
by your Queendom August 03, 2018
A germanic name for a rare type of females who should be kept away form people. Their hideous personalities scares away most people, and their sense of humour is to be frowned upon. Their love for dogs is due to captivity, since they can be on a leash, they can not escape. Helga is always blonde due to a chemical reaction from their heart being black as coal. Anyone who spends time talking with a Helga is either paid by the government to keep track of them, otherwise they're a sick bastard. If a Helga is interested in birds, it is a super Helga, this is of course the worst type of Helga. Their interest in birds is a side effect of their fantasies about crashing planes into buildings with large crowds of people. It is believed that the terrorists who caused 9/11 was a small group of Helgas.
"Dude, did you see that bigfoot?!" "No it was just a Helga, though that's worse."
"Yes I was pregnant, but it turned out to be a Helga, so obviously we threw it into the woods."
"I used to be religious until I saw a Helga. No God would create that."
"Did you know that some Helgas knows how to talk?"
"Yes I was pregnant, but it turned out to be a Helga, so obviously we threw it into the woods."
"I used to be religious until I saw a Helga. No God would create that."
"Did you know that some Helgas knows how to talk?"
by Mågå January 13, 2022