hot pocket party 

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.

Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.

hot pocket party by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

slumber party hot pocket 

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

slumber party hot pocket by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015

Hotpocket Party 

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.

If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!

Hotpocket Party by MakeAmends March 2, 2009

Hotpocket (Part Two) 

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

Hotpocket (Part Two) by Zombiman August 11, 2025