hot pan 

I wake up to sizzling sounds from the kitchen. I walk up and there you are preparing something in a pan. I pussyfoot towards your back, cannot keep my hands from doing what they do: i offer salt, pepper and further instructions on how to proceed with the food. You look at me like what the fuck and i find it so funny i start dancing like mc Hammer. You say that i am an autistic child caged in an old hags body. That makes me laugh even more and i start breakdancing now.

You are holding the super hot pan with both hands now. I take my chance.

hot pan by Krkič June 2, 2019

Hot pan 

You wrap someone's head in saran wrap, squat over them as they lay on their back and take a dump on their face.

Instead of a Cleaveland steamer she wanted a hot pan.

Hot pan by Big Gabe June 28, 2006

Alabama Hot Pan

when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.

Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...

Alabama Hot Pan by thefactdude April 20, 2017

red hot pan 

james clarke

friend 1: hes in a red hot pan

friend 2: hes in a clarkey mood

red hot pan by EloShmeg December 13, 2023

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan 

The desire to cause someone extreme pain and/or suffering. The frying pan reference comes from the Disney movie "Tangled."

Person 1: Man, I just ate that entire dish of brownies on the counter!
Person 2: Dude, I made those for my friend!
Person 1: Sorry, dude.
Person 2: You frustrate me so much, sometimes I just wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan!

wanna hit you with my coal-hot frying pan by fandomgirl92 August 7, 2012

Pan-Asian Hot Dog 

This legendary dog was conceived by three humans in a magical place called Brunswick, MD in June 2025.

It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.

Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.

Danny: "Damn, did you try one of dem Pan-Asian Hot Dogs?"
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."

Pan-Asian Hot Dog by cgdow July 11, 2025

Hot Pants 

A game that is currently taking the UK by storm. Basically, a group of revellers strip to their pants and set them alight. The person who keeps their flaming pants on for the longest is declared the winner.

Alright there pal, do you fancy a game of hot pants?

Hot Pants by Stevie Jacobs July 7, 2010