hot bone 

n: the erectile organ of the vulva, homologous to the penis of the male coomonly known as the clitoris

Wife: Can you pick the kids up from school today. I have to see my gynocologist.
Husband: I will if you ask your doctor to turn the volume up on your hot bone.

hot bone by drpoonandtheteenangels May 3, 2009

Hot T-Bone Steak 

Subsequent to anal sex, the male places his poo stained penis into the ear of his unsuspecting partner.

After John buttfucked Rita, he gave her a Hot T-Bone Steak when she least expected it. Now her ear smells like John's used toilet paper.

Hot T-Bone Steak by J Bonz Boi June 8, 2004

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog 

A creation of popular YouTuber JennaMarbles’ friend, Jason Sullivan, in which the bone of a corn cob is replaced by a hot dog.

Yesterday, I made a corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog. It was awful.

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hot dog by plumphobia March 17, 2021

hot bones

Someone that is fine or good looking

Damn that girl got some hot bones!

hot bones by sassyso January 9, 2008

hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

hot and bonered by and by June 22, 2010

Hot Topic Boner 

The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.

Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.

Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.

Hot Topic Boner by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009

boner-on-the-spot hot 

A girl that is so hot you get a boner the second you see her

Damn, did you see that girl Candy, she's boner-on-the-spot hot.

boner-on-the-spot hot by skipn1 June 9, 2005