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hot ape

Hot ape or H.O.T A.P.E is an acronym created by self proclaimed flirtologist Jean Smith as a way to determine if someone is flirting with you or not. This genius term was blessed to us through a TED talk.

H = Humor
O = Open Body Language
T = Touch

A = Attention
P = Proximity

E = Eyecontact
"To hot ape people takes time"

- quote from the TED talk
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AP Hot Sock

When you ejaculate into a sock and microwave it until very, very hot.. then swing it fiercely and slap somebody in the face with it.
"dude i just gave Ryan an AP hot sock and he puked then walked home.
by TKnucks12 May 3, 2011
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hot sexy Russian apes

oh my goodness those hot sexy Russian apes are making me sweat
by What an Idiot January 10, 2022
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