hosome

having a lifestyle filled with slut/ho-type behavior filled with promiscuity & partying; the antonym of "wholesome"

Damn Roman.. you used to be so hosome when you were single. But now with a wife and kids, you're wholesome!

by apollo_road January 3, 2020

homometer

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar

like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!

by mcha June 6, 2007

hoesome

a wholesome hoe

Samantha is done hoein’, now she’s settled down and hoesome.

by Literalthot March 2, 2018

Hoomer

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

homoment

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay

Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.

by J-K April 14, 2006

Hossmen

Dank ass basketball team with pink jerseys

Those hossmen feastin on that Kc premier trash

by Gotchabeach April 25, 2017