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hosetail 

when frustration has reached it's peak. You must sometimes take it to the next level and get hosetail. The step beyond the last step of the breaking point...
"Dude, what happened?"
"well that dude on the ground dumped the other guys drink all over the front of him, he got all kindsa hosetail on him!! It was sick dude...!!"
hosetail by crimson conman March 18, 2009
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Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.
Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!
Hosetility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.
'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'
Hometail.com by Machman January 25, 2009

HoseTrail 

pissing whilst skating at night thus leaving a long ass trail of piss behind
I fuckin HoseTrailed the block 😈
HoseTrail by SheluvsNicc March 28, 2020

Horsetailbelling 

When you pull a horses tail, and wait for a bell to ring.

Usually you find you're dissapointed.
That was a crap horsetailbelling session...

No bells whatsoever.
Horsetailbelling by STFC January 11, 2009

horsetail 

a male with a long ponytail
justin & aaron have horsetails
horsetail by nerd herd October 15, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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