horsetail

a male with a long ponytail

justin & aaron have horsetails

horsetail by nerd herd October 15, 2003

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Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.

Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!

Hosetility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

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Horsetailbelling • Horse Tail • Horse tailer • hosetail • hawaiian horse tail • The Ol’ Luke Horsenail • horse trailer • Horse Railing • Horse's Tail • horse taint

Horntail

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead

Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.

Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

Hometail.com by Machman January 25, 2009

Horseville

A place where many naysayers can be found. Wordplay.

Tracy: What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers. Wordplay!

Liz: That was good.

Horseville by SaladOnTop June 13, 2010

Horsemill

The definition of a is a factory or mill if u will that makes glue out of horses and is the worst insult you can place upon someone.

Your a f****** horsemill dude.

Your a horsemill f***** your like glue in your mouth.

Horsemill by Horsemillpwner September 22, 2009

Horsevalasper

a chick who is a little too spiritual;
when excited or nervous, resembles a being that is half horse and half velociraptor.

When she left she ran off like a horsevalasper.

Horsevalasper by Jennings Spears December 1, 2010

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

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hobo loko

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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