Definitions by STFC

Pearl jam 

Seminal fluid

If you came in here with a black light, you'd find pearl Jam residue coating most of the readily accessible surfaces.

Pearl jam by stfc May 23, 2018

Horsetailbelling 

When you pull a horses tail, and wait for a bell to ring.

Usually you find you're dissapointed.

That was a crap horsetailbelling session...

No bells whatsoever.

Horsetailbelling by STFC January 11, 2009

Conflab

When a fat person becomes confused.
Not to be confused with Flabcon, a state in which a convict becomes obese.

-What? This burger is free range? I don't get it!
-You've got Conflab!

Conflab by STFC February 3, 2008

Mur Gurbo

An utterance uttered when wanting to say something, but only used when the real word cannot be thought of.

Will, stop playing on that Mur Gurbo!

I'll Mur Gurbo your face if you don't shut up!

Mur Gurbo by STFC February 1, 2008