Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

Horsemonkey

Newest profanity on the streets. Originated from Manalapan, New Jersey.

Bill: "your a herb."
John: "fuck you you fucking horsemonkey"

by Horsemonkey2777 January 25, 2011

Horsemonkey

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.

“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005