hose monkey

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

by -=ad0be=- July 24, 2006

Hose Monkey

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

by Wordy McWorderson March 20, 2010

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015