Definitions by <T>-=ad0be=-

hose monkey 

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

hose monkey by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008