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A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.
Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:
Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.
This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".
horser by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020
A person that has a horse dick
"bro u got that horser on you"?
horser by manthatisntman December 11, 2020
ima keep it a buck fifty when a crackhead asks for that horser fucking run
Crackhead: yo you got that horser on you

You: The fuck is a horser
horser by hawk__ January 20, 2021
A horser can be whatever you want it to be becuase nobody seems to know what a fucking horser is
The crackhead at the gas staion leans in and asks yo you got that horser on you?
Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
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