horseboat

A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.

The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.

horseboat by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

horsemonial 

being so horny that you could fuck a horse.

Sensei - “Hey professor I am so horsemonial right now”
Professor - “Indeed Sensei”

horsemonial by professorsenseibazza February 21, 2022

horseshave 

A horseshave is an unecessary project that is somewhat tedious, serves no real purpose except for face time, and is assigned to you by your boss. You don't try to get out of it, though, because it's fairly easy and it's overtime so you get paid extra for it. The word may have originated among former stablehands in Connecticut, the North Shore of Long Island, and Upstate New York, who when they had little to do were told by their bosses, "you can always go shave the horses."

Supervisor: "Sorry about all the 'horseshaves' I'm assigning this week--the Suits up in Albany are really on my case to make everyone look extra busy before the semiannual audit. At least you're getting paid extra."

Worker: "It's Ok, but it's hard for me to understand how the suits are going to be impressed by the fact that we've made four-color pie charts to document how many people here are using the decaf from the department vending machine."

horseshave by Original JB November 16, 2006

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail 

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

The Ol’ Luke Horsenail by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

horsebone by Z Diddy March 2, 2005

horsewoman 

n. a woman that rides horses.

side effects: hospitalization due to vaginal tearing; becoming extremely loose; orgasmapain - pain with orgasms (many); desiring "large" men with distaste for "small" men; being able to insert a cucumber into vaginal orifice; choking; feeling loose in the crotchular zone.

Damia is a horsewoman. She rode Mark like there was no tomorrow. (Mark is not a horse, just hung like one.)

horsewoman by Damia July 22, 2008