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horsewoman 

n. a woman that rides horses.

side effects: hospitalization due to vaginal tearing; becoming extremely loose; orgasmapain - pain with orgasms (many); desiring "large" men with distaste for "small" men; being able to insert a cucumber into vaginal orifice; choking; feeling loose in the crotchular zone.
Damia is a horsewoman. She rode Mark like there was no tomorrow. (Mark is not a horse, just hung like one.)
horsewoman by Damia July 22, 2008
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Bojack Horseman 

The best animated show ever. Starring with Will Arnett playing the main character the Bojack Horseman, a selfish horse with drug addict and alcohol problems and dark sense of humor with total apathy to other people. The show pretty much shows how he ruins everything because of his self destructive character and because he is a celebrity he can get away with it. The show also focuses on how deeply fake Hollywood is and makes a satire on celebrities while also focusing on such issues as depression and self expression.
Person1: Have you seen Bojack Horseman?

Person2: Yeah! It's the best show ever!

Bojack horseman 

Old cringey Song by J. Grimes that sounds as good as homework on a Friday night

j grimes probably should’ve taken the time to make a better song than release his latest ego stroking song about nothing, only good part is the beat

Bojack horseman by J Grimes (junior grimes)
Lyrics: “I got bitches on my grind yeah I don’t miiind a biiiitt”

“I pre-tjffitnfkfskfjskd” the rest is hot garbage

J. Grimes lacks the authenticity or seriousness to be a rapper or singer for that matter, any song J. Grimes drops is further proof of that

Bojack Horseman is a strangely below average trash song
Bojack horseman by Hmmmmm, nah April 15, 2022

Bojack Horseman 

Is that the horse from Horsin' Around?
Bojack Horseman?
Bojack Horseman by Uselessdesk October 12, 2021

bojack horseman 

"Is that the horse from horsin around?"
"Yeah thats bojack horseman,but hes gotten fatter!"

Bojack Horseman 

A pseudo-celebrity horse that drinks too much, hates the troops, hates himself, and fucks his agent.
Hey did you hear what Bojack Horseman did last weekend? Yeah, me neither.
Bojack Horseman by AnonGuy248 September 7, 2014

horsewank 

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.
Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”
horsewank by Iwannariot November 11, 2019