horses hoof
person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!
person two: you know it!
horses hoof by shanos August 6, 2006
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horse's hoof
horse's hoof by David Taylor February 11, 2004
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Horse Hoof
Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.
Horse Hoof by CptAoftheSSHole July 8, 2011
Hoboken Horse Hoof
When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
Hoboken Horse Hoof by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
A horse foot without a hoof
1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT
A horse foot without a hoof by anonymous October 30, 2025
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