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horse's hoof 

The barman's a horse's hoof!
horse's hoof by David Taylor February 11, 2004

Horse Hoof 

Another word for a Vagina, Pussy, Camel Toe, etc...
Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.

Hoboken Horse Hoof 

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

A horse foot without a hoof

Something you really don't wanna see
1: Hey, you wanna see a Horse foot without a hoof?
2: sure ig
1: *shows
2: EEEUGGHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT LOOKS LIKE A MEAT ACORDION WITH NERVE ENDINGS SPROUTING OUT