Hoof

Slag word created in Hamilton New Zealand to show a sign of honesty

sort for Honest on our friendship.

said: Hoof

origin: New Zealand

Me : Bro! the other day i found $20 on the ground!

Friend: What?! Hoof?

me: Yea! HOOF!

by KennyNZ June 17, 2013

Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

by Nearchow February 24, 2012

Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

Hoof

Slang term given to {Marijuana} in Melbourne's North Western suburbs.

Hey man, do you want to go for a hoof this afternoon? I got 5 grams.

by Hoofmeister April 23, 2009

Hoof

an unkempt vagina

"that yeti had a hoof, broseph"

by twatsteen December 21, 2009

Hoof

1. A word I scream just before I stab someone with a stick then toss them to the other side of the street.

2. A sound FX made when stabbing then throwing someone to the other side of the street.

Guy1: I'm going to hurt you now!
Guy2: *meep*
*stabbed HOOF*
Guy2: AAHHHHH!!!
Guy1: Oh did I kill him?

by Bone February 15, 2004

Hoof

Usually refers to the first shit taken in the morning. A very large shit. Also called a Vanderhoof

Hey Dude, I gotta go drop off a Hoof.

by TakinAHoof2 June 10, 2009