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horselet 

Small horse, good for eating.
For dinner they ate roast horselet.
horselet by Christop November 12, 2003

Horseless Ice Polo 

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.
While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.
Horseless Carriage by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

Horseleg 

Common social media pose to used by females and bends her ankle and knee.
Did you see Genesee’s horseleg pose post on Instagram of her at the gym? I would love to ride that pony!
Horseleg by Widget08 August 8, 2020

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker 

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

horseless 

"Jack was sad because all the other kids had horses but he was horseless.
horseless by Horseless Joe January 2, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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