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horse bite 

A method employed to ball tag another guy. You tell your friend that you were recently bit by a horse. Since this is unbelievable your friend will undoubtedly ask to see it. When he does turn sideways and pull down your shirt coller as if to show a horse bite on your shoulder. When your friend unsuspectingly comes in for a peek you have hime right where you want him. WHAM! Whack him in the nuts with your hand that is appropriately positioned and aimed right at them.
"When Mike was pissing me off i showed him my horse bite."
horse bite by Pdizz November 25, 2007
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Massachusetts Horse Bite 

When a ladyfriend performs oral sex whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.
Jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a Massachusetts Horse Bite from a tramp. May he rest in peace.

horsey bite 

When you squeeze someone’s lower thigh, in attempt to be really sus or to hurt them. It can either hurt or tickle/feel weird. Can be taken as gay.
Marcus gave me a horsey bite yesterday when we were sitting on the bus, and it made me question our friendship.
horsey bite by J O E M A M M A November 22, 2020
Grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
Alexander gave Frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
Horsebite by Johnny B. Goode January 4, 2008
To grab a fleshy part on another's body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one's grip. Creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.
Mr. Jones sent Bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.
horsebite by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
When someone grabs right above the knee with a bit of force and squeezes with 2 fingers, the other person feel they want to shake their lag or they will jump
Grandma gave grandpa a horsebite
horsebite by Javalsta May 3, 2023
when a adult grabs a youngsters balls with his teeth and makes horse noises
hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite
Horsebite by jwyman March 15, 2010
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