-"The U.S. House of Representatives voted 411-1 to send our consolations to Haiti after the recent earthquake. The one person to vote against it was Ron Paul. (true story)"
What's the difference between a prostitute and an onion?
~I only cry when I cut up onions.
"Damn man that was Horriblarious!"
(start biting at your shoulders) What is this?
~Superman trying to put on his cape (i.e. a Christopher Reeve joke)
"That joke was so Horriblarious, you are surely going to hell!"
Describes humor that is both horrible (as far as the subject matter goes) and hilarious at the same time. This term is reserved for very depraved humor.
Friend 1: There are these guys drinking and the first one says he was so drunk last night that he set fire to his house. The second guy says that's nothing, that he once got so drunk he blew chunks. The first guy tells him that's not bad at all. The second guy looks at him and says "no, you don'tunderstand, Chunks is my dog."
Friend 2: That joke is horriblarious
Watching someone get hurt, when someone that u don't know dies an odd death "choking on Bubblegum" and general misfortune has a comic twist. You fell, landed on your junk and choked on ur gum!! That was horriblarious!!