Skip to main content
Hornoob is a slang term for a newcomer to online gaming or an Internet activity. hornoobs may be bullied by more experienced players of some games. The term is also used more broadly for newcomers to any activity where their inexperience puts them at a disadvantage. Although it is often derogatory, it need not be so and is sometimes used neutrally, without implying a value judgment. Not to be confused with "Noob".
Alf Kåre is a hornoob.
hornoob by Grakoon Svendsen May 12, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!
Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011
1. A term in the Brony fandom that refers to the act of a pony sucking on a unicorn's horn, sexually or not.

2. Any work done to a unicorn's horn (such as filing).
Whenever Rarity goes to the spa, she gets a hornjob as part of the package.
hornjob by DK_The_White November 13, 2011
A person who hasn't had intercourse in a while and is feeling excessively rambunctious.
"Rah bredda stop chirpsing me! your such a hornjob!"
hornjob by Jojoba January 17, 2008

horngobble 

It is the act of gobbling a horn (a.k.a. blow job) First off, woman/man must actually enjoy and revel in toying with a penis. It must be entered into lightly by flicking one's tongue gently all over the ever-growing member. If you are new to this; practice with an ice cream cone by moving your tongue languidly to form the ice cream in points and swirls. Also push the ice cream into the cone to gain strength to go the distance. Enjoy horngobbling as you would eating the most delicious ice cream cone and you will gain respect rather than calories.
What would a man consider a great date in Saskatchewan? He goes to the game with his friends, has a few libations, places a bet, wins the bet, goes to a bar and meets a number of beautiful women, leaves and shares a cab ride home with a woman he met at the bar, gets his horngobble on the way home, jumps out of the cab alone, goes home, pops a few advil and falls asleeep in front of the TV watching porn.
horngobble by mpellet April 13, 2011

Horngoblin 

A “Horngoblin” is a term used to call someone who is extremely horny.
That girl wants to have sex every minute of the day, she’s a damn horngoblin!
Horngoblin by TheMonkeKing April 5, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
Load more