horngobble 

It is the act of gobbling a horn (a.k.a. blow job) First off, woman/man must actually enjoy and revel in toying with a penis. It must be entered into lightly by flicking one's tongue gently all over the ever-growing member. If you are new to this; practice with an ice cream cone by moving your tongue languidly to form the ice cream in points and swirls. Also push the ice cream into the cone to gain strength to go the distance. Enjoy horngobbling as you would eating the most delicious ice cream cone and you will gain respect rather than calories.

What would a man consider a great date in Saskatchewan? He goes to the game with his friends, has a few libations, places a bet, wins the bet, goes to a bar and meets a number of beautiful women, leaves and shares a cab ride home with a woman he met at the bar, gets his horngobble on the way home, jumps out of the cab alone, goes home, pops a few advil and falls asleeep in front of the TV watching porn.

horngobble by mpellet April 13, 2011

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.

Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!

Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011

hobgobbler

A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.

Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!

hobgobbler by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

hobgobbler by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

horbgorble 

To wander around aimlessly.

Joe had nothing to do, so he went into town to horbgorble for a few hours.

horbgorble by pengatron November 16, 2010

horsegobble 

1. A word or phrase that means nothing or whose meaning is difficult to understand; Nonsense, poppycock, ballyhoo.

2. Hyperbole; a word or phrase that is meant as an exaggeration of the truth.

Don't listen to that horsegobble, it's not even close to the truth.

horsegobble by zebulondak March 8, 2017

horbgoble 

The sound that emits from a woman or man's throat when he or she becomes temporarily "pharyngeally-overwhelmed" while performing fellatio.

Jack grinned when he heard the horbgoble escape from his girlfriend's mouth.

horbgoble by A 100 Word Story Writer November 12, 2008