Definitions by TheMonkeKing

Hairy Doormat 

The act of rubbing someone's face into your pubic hair's.

Manny was talking mad shit, so I had to give him the hairy doormat.

Hairy Doormat by TheMonkeKing November 7, 2023

Horngoblin 

A “Horngoblin” is a term used to call someone who is extremely horny.

That girl wants to have sex every minute of the day, she’s a damn horngoblin!

Horngoblin by TheMonkeKing April 5, 2022

TBB 

To be based

Covid-19 is a fictional epidemic widespread by the government tbb.

Tbb beating up homeless people should be an American amendment.

TBB by TheMonkeKing March 20, 2022

Ejacu-whip 

The sexual practice when a male masturbates with their penis in the upward position and as they're about to ejaculate, quickly swing down their shlong to release a line of semen. The semen will then make a whip like motion as the penis swings down onto the opposite person's body.

Josh used the ejacu-whip on his girlfriend, as he wanted to finish off on a rememberable night.

Ejacu-whip by TheMonkeKing January 3, 2021