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Hornday is horny Monday. No sex on the weekend but you can look forward to a horny Monday at the office. It's a blue balls Monday for all. Just assume evryone else wants to have sex too.
It's Hornday. When friends keep texting each other naked picts on Monday while working because they didn't get anything over the weekend.
hornday by HBombD June 13, 2022
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It is an upgraded version of hornball for example if you are horny and want too have sex, but then you get a horndad erection you will upgrade too horndad and your hair will turn a horny yellowish color
Wow, I just got so horndad my dick is numb.
Horndad by spermtopolis June 18, 2011
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The act of going for a laundry with a hardon or being horny
" I'm just gonna horndry my clothes"

Or
I'm going for a horndry!
Horndry by Zoyka5 December 30, 2012

horndawg 

1.) A male who enjoys the company of women.
2.) A male in a situation where he is distracted by women.
1.) Vlad you horndawg!
2.) Hey, just don't let yourself get into another horndawg like the last time.
horndawg by Peach November 5, 2003
When one is so sexually aroused that they are ready to go no matter what. Not even Hello Kitty pajama pants could turn them off.
Matt was so hornda last night that he had sex with Bob even though Bob was wearing those Hello Kitty pajama pants.
Hornda by Guntilda January 11, 2023
AhHH THIS is MAKinG me HORnaY
HoRnAY by Applemaster2000 October 22, 2018

horndawg 

When a young male goes for a significant amount of time (standard of a few months,but varies as per different people) without copulating or any form of sexual gratification, he enters a state of agitation. Sometimes this state can evolve into a full out horndog, but it can also evolve into a horndawg. The latter is one in which the person is craving a fuck,and often acts out on his impulses,but may just miss the mark in some way, and is thwarted in the final act or something.. In this state the person is still somewhat wound up,but is also somewhat resigned , so does some more chilled out activities like pinging women randomly online or smoking some weed to pass the time and relax, also may end up defining quirky slangs on a niche internet forum.
After messing up my act in the college fest last night, I really turned into a horndawg
horndawg by jhinchac August 26, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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