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horniada 

spanish slag for a horny female;or sexualy aggresive female.
"it took me 2 seconds to get her to suck me up, esa vieja estaba horniada"
horniada by Decawon March 26, 2007
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horndawg 

1.) A male who enjoys the company of women.
2.) A male in a situation where he is distracted by women.
1.) Vlad you horndawg!
2.) Hey, just don't let yourself get into another horndawg like the last time.
horndawg by Peach November 5, 2003
When one is so sexually aroused that they are ready to go no matter what. Not even Hello Kitty pajama pants could turn them off.
Matt was so hornda last night that he had sex with Bob even though Bob was wearing those Hello Kitty pajama pants.
Hornda by Guntilda January 11, 2023
When a horny individual goes on a sexual binge with multiple people in a short period of time, destroying everything in his or her path... like a sex tornado.
Ben: "Charlie, where's mom been this weekend?"
Charlie: "Oh, she's been on a hornado in the next town over."
Ben: "God bless them."
Hornado by Gingerloid December 3, 2019
The awful bane of internet existence. Referring to those adds that will be on your side of your very important task. Typically those awful browser games that reveal fake animated women that are 3/4 naked and asking you to "Battle" with them.

Common people who are lured by the Snag Ads or the Cheap naked browser game ads:

1. 7 year old children who have no idea what a vagina is.

2. Horny 15 year olds who have nothing else to do with their time but beat it.

3. The kid who accidentally clicks one while he is "working" in computer class.

4. Your coworker who just got fired for "accidentally" clicking one on the job, but who was just trying to be Ballsy.

Common pictures used on these ads:

- A woman with pink hair, laying in a bikini like armor shit thing with jewels all over it with one hand is grasping a sword and one is right above her snatch.

- A woman seductively laying in jewel-ish armor of some shit.

- A dude in armor who is growling at the screen. (Wow! someone that is fully clothed!)

- A lady that looks like a queen who is on her knees and has a sword about ready to stab her boobs.

- An oily women tied to a tree in a bearskin bikini. (Jesus Christ, you horny bastards.)

Common phrases used in these ads:

- Click here to save the queen! (She looks like she's about to get fucked with a flaming log.)

- Once you're inside your friends won't be seeing much of you anymore! (Chances are if you click these intentionally you don't have any friends to start with.)
Mark: *Stumbles upon a Hornad while browsing the internet and gets a boner*

Wade: *Spots Mark and sees his computer monitor.*

Wade: Don't you do it you horny shit.
Hornad by Fuckin' Ian May 5, 2014

horndawg 

When a young male goes for a significant amount of time (standard of a few months,but varies as per different people) without copulating or any form of sexual gratification, he enters a state of agitation. Sometimes this state can evolve into a full out horndog, but it can also evolve into a horndawg. The latter is one in which the person is craving a fuck,and often acts out on his impulses,but may just miss the mark in some way, and is thwarted in the final act or something.. In this state the person is still somewhat wound up,but is also somewhat resigned , so does some more chilled out activities like pinging women randomly online or smoking some weed to pass the time and relax, also may end up defining quirky slangs on a niche internet forum.
After messing up my act in the college fest last night, I really turned into a horndawg
horndawg by jhinchac August 26, 2019