Horndar is when your child (person) has a direct connection to when you are Horny. Their Radar kicks in and they seek you out when tryin to have sex or masterbating. I have proved this so many times it should be in Webster's.
Suddenly Tara’s horndar went off and she was looking for dad. Tara’s horny radar “HORNDAR” was telling her to track dad down at whatever cost and make sure to stop him from being horny.
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Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.
Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!
by RecallTL September 5, 2010
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by spermtopolis June 18, 2011
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Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.
Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.
Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.
Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.
Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.
Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.
by Horndorably Yours December 4, 2010
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Get the Horndry mug.1.) A male who enjoys the company of women.
2.) A male in a situation where he is distracted by women.
2.) A male in a situation where he is distracted by women.
1.) Vlad you horndawg!
2.) Hey, just don't let yourself get into another horndawg like the last time.
2.) Hey, just don't let yourself get into another horndawg like the last time.
by Peach November 5, 2003
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