Horndar 

Horndar is when your child (person) has a direct connection to when you are Horny. Their Radar kicks in and they seek you out when tryin to have sex or masterbating. I have proved this so many times it should be in Webster's.

Suddenly Tara’s horndar went off and she was looking for dad. Tara’s horny radar “HORNDAR” was telling her to track dad down at whatever cost and make sure to stop him from being horny.

Horndar by Aceshigh88 May 23, 2025

Hornariphic 

Hornariphic: being so horny that you'd due just about anything to relieve yourself.

Sam was so hornariphic he resorted to sticking his dick into the toaster as there was no other opening that looked ever more tantilizing..

Hornariphic by diz1776 April 17, 2009

Horndork 

Portmanteau of 'horndog' and 'dork'. Someone greatly interested in sex or talking about it - however, they are too cute to be sexual so they merely come across as dorky and adorable. Can be applied to someone of either gender; usually unintentional.

Person 1: Come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.
Person 2: Awww, you're such a horndork!

Horndork by RecallTL September 5, 2010

Horndad 

It is an upgraded version of hornball for example if you are horny and want too have sex, but then you get a horndad erection you will upgrade too horndad and your hair will turn a horny yellowish color

Wow, I just got so horndad my dick is numb.

Horndad by spermtopolis June 18, 2011

horndorable

The state of being whereby a person is adorable as a result of their being sexually aroused.

Appropriate Use:

Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.

Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.

Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.

horndorable by Horndorably Yours December 4, 2010

Horndry 

The act of going for a laundry with a hardon or being horny

" I'm just gonna horndry my clothes"

Or
I'm going for a horndry!

Horndry by Zoyka5 December 30, 2012

horndawg 

1.) A male who enjoys the company of women.
2.) A male in a situation where he is distracted by women.

1.) Vlad you horndawg!
2.) Hey, just don't let yourself get into another horndawg like the last time.

horndawg by Peach November 5, 2003