A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

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hornjack

The male version of a slut. A horny man who likes to jack off a lot.

Stephan is such a hornjack, he IS the village bicycle.

hornjack by meandjo September 16, 2008

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Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

Hornbuckled by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020

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Hornbuckle

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards

"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"

Hornbuckle by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

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Hornbucket

The act of being horny. A slang definition used in proper californian lingo, "HORNBUCKET" is the state of being sexually aroused and/or attracted.

Maryum, you're the biggest hornbucket I know!

Hornbucket by rodmehr December 26, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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