Hornbecked

The level of alcohol intoxication that is just a cunt hair below death. This level of intoxication is almost impossible to obtain.

"Dude... I went to the bar last night, ran a $400 tab. Got so Hornbecked that I walked into someone else's house and pissed in the fridge!"

by greekgoddess2009 July 28, 2013

Hornbeck

A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020

hornblocked

When you're super horny and can't do anything about it except play with yourself...no girlfriend, no guy, no hook-ups available.

Penelope felt hornblocked after looking at some porn and all her friends had gone to bed.

Chad texted Penelope to express how hornblocked he was and they both shared their pornographic thoughts.

by Penelope Storm August 2, 2011

Hornbucket

The act of being horny. A slang definition used in proper californian lingo, "HORNBUCKET" is the state of being sexually aroused and/or attracted.

Maryum, you're the biggest hornbucket I know!

by rodmehr December 26, 2008

hornbuckidity

Hornbuckidity- improperly using a gay-fictional word, resulting in a friend making fun of you

Ex- His hornbuckidity is horrendous, he can't even spell correctly.

by Willieb September 18, 2007

jaxon hornbeck

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don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.

by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022