Hornbacher 

Hornbacher; the reed within a air horn

Gosh dam hornbacher is stuck again!

Hornbacher by H.D.I.C. May 29, 2019

Hornache 

When you have a killer headache simply because you haven't had any sexually activity in a while.

Chris hasn't gotten any action in 6 months, he's got a massive hornache.

Hornache by dirtyfox June 1, 2015