Hornbeck

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A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.

That hornbeck sure is rancid!

Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012

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man whore
tiny penis

a horny semi gay idiot
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he likes porn hub

maddison lover

stupid ass city/county boy

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don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.

jaxon hornbeck by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022

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Hornback

a good last name for a jock

"Man that dude can ball he is such a Hornback!"

Hornback by SnoopyX February 8, 2010

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Hornbeek

Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

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Hornbuckled

A series of Unfortunate cosmic events.

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

Hornbuckled by Kim Jong Un Supreme Reader May 13, 2020

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Hornbuckle

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards

"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"

Hornbuckle by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

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Hornbucket

The act of being horny. A slang definition used in proper californian lingo, "HORNBUCKET" is the state of being sexually aroused and/or attracted.

Maryum, you're the biggest hornbucket I know!

Hornbucket by rodmehr December 26, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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