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Hornbeck 

A hornbeck is a foul smell. It usually comes from the gutters and sneaks its way up to the main land, where all the people live. A hornbeck is nothing that you would ever want to be close to as its scent hasn't been studied enough to determine whether or not its impact can actually kill an individual or not. A hornbeck usually tries to dictate anything in its path and nobody wants that.
That hornbeck sure is rancid!
Hornbeck by uknowwhougly August 20, 2012
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jaxon hornbeck 

man whore
tiny penis

a horny semi gay idiot
player with a tiny penis

pedo in middle school

he likes porn hub

maddison lover

stupid ass city/county boy

long tited no nipple having ass bitch

thick thighed gay queen
don’t be like jaxon hornbeck.
jaxon hornbeck by gayqueen100 March 7, 2022
a good last name for a jock
"Man that dude can ball he is such a Hornback!"
Hornback by SnoopyX February 8, 2010
Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.
Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.
Hornbeek by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

Hornbuckled 

Ran out of gas, coasted to gas station, boom. It’s full service, ok not so bad, Anndddddd I don’t have my wallet. Hornbuckled again.

Hornbuckle 

to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards
"Man, that girl is crazy in the bedroom - she tried to Hornbuckle me!"

"That girl's a real Hornbuckler"

"I heard you just got Hornbuckled!"
Hornbuckle by oG4Lyfe March 15, 2007

Hornbucket 

The act of being horny. A slang definition used in proper californian lingo, "HORNBUCKET" is the state of being sexually aroused and/or attracted.
Maryum, you're the biggest hornbucket I know!
Hornbucket by rodmehr December 26, 2008
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