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horn porn 

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the porn that they advertise on tv. For example, "call now for free sexy singles in your area!"
Man I got home so late last night and all I wanted to do was watch some tv, but there was nothing on except for fuckin horn porn commercials.
horn porn by Ebok8 June 19, 2009
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unicorn horn porn 

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A heavy metal band that created the genre "ear rape"

Anyone that associates with a brony
"OMF that new song by unicorn horn porn is badass"

"are you talkin about SATANIC CIRCIRCUMCISION (IM OFF MY MEDS) porn red hot meat hook
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porn horn 

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the large cock (big as a rhino horn) of a porn film star
In the second scene of the XXX-rated movie, the skank was definitely giving her all, even though she was choking on the porn horn.
porn horn by pornhorn50 January 14, 2010
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porn horn 

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joyous sound made after unexpectedly coming across a pornographic site.
He porn horned after coming across www.bigtitties.com
porn horn by Wayde Munn July 27, 2003
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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