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A bird like creature but its two wings are on its right hand side of its body. Stands very tall and proud an when in full flight, tends to fly circular in a anti clockwise direction. A prominent part of its body is its long thin beak, its also has very long razor like teeth. Only four seem to exist and it is true that one has been spotted in the St.Helens area of England.
What is that strange creature in the air flying in a circle. It can only be a Horkel
horkel by Dave Mcghee October 6, 2005
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A tall ginger serpent....who is friends with The Hen
a horkel can be seen in many a public house around the st helens area
horkel by Bubalicious October 5, 2005
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Horneliness 

The state of being horny and lonely simultaneously.
Man, Jeff is in a constant state of horneliness and it's honestly worrying.
Horneliness by BajiandMoe December 27, 2019
A absolute hell whole full of skanks and ugly people (no offense). IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Also you can see a person you have never seen in your life everyday and even though the population is 6
Mom why do we live in hornell
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horked on 

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)
Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!
horked on by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020
A surname of people usually found in the United Kingdom. The name is derived from the English word "whore".
That girl should change your surname to Horwell, she is so promiscuous!
Horwell by Samuel Penrith June 1, 2011
The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
Hornely by Jimbert September 30, 2016
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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