Hockel 

A fat ass coward. Hibernates for long periods of time. Makes alot of gross sounds. Specializes in wet farts.

Wow Hockel, that shit smells TERRIBLE.

Hockel by Will Bowers May 5, 2005

Hockel 

Hockel (noun): A mischievous internet creature that thrives on spreading contagious memes, turning your online feed into a playground of viral hilarity. This creature also loves to stick hard boiled eggs up their butt.

Did you see that meme Hockel posted? Do you really think his grandma sits on his face or was it just for the meme?

Hockel by W-i-n-k January 31, 2024

Hockel 

1. A post that is as deceptively wholesome as it is unhinged and depraved. Usually also contains elements of hornyposting. Named after a mythical Shitposter who is loved, hated, and feared throughout Facebook shitposting groups.

Your post was such a Hockel that I no longer wish to have eyes.

Hockel by CassandratheChild March 17, 2024

Josh Hockel 

Infamous shit-poster on several Facebook meme pages including ENG: Llama posting and RTED: Gold Posting.

Known for extremely sexually graphic memes using favourite childhood movies.

Terry: have you seen this guy Josh Hockel’s Facebook posts?

Sheila: No I didn’t, it’s too early in the morning for that absolute smut.

Josh Hockel by DJDOUCH3 January 7, 2024

Buke Hockey

Buke Hockey, pronounced Bukkake, is a Team-Building strategy that focuses on increasing Organizational Management and Leadership. Similar to Six Sigma, Buke Hockey is rapidly expanding into Corporate practice around the world and is being introduced at the University level for Business students.

Buke Hockey Principle I: "There is no "I" in team, but there will be team in eye"

Buke Hockey Principle II: "Less me, more we"

Buke Hockey Principle III: "Individually we are one drop, together we are an ocean"

Buke Hockey by Blackhawk Down June 14, 2013

Hockey Mask Time 

When a man finally reaches his breaking point, snaps and kills the female (BabyMama/Girlfriend/Ex-Wife/Wife) he was or is in a relationship with. This is usually the result of Divorce/Family Court issues in which the man has been backed into a corner and has nothing left to lose.

Man 1. Did your hear about Jim's wife filing for divorce and full custody?
Man 2. Yeah, I heard he killed her because of it!
Man 1. She said she was taking EVERYTHING and he figured oh well it's HOCKEY MASK TIME!
Man 2. I guess he decided HMT was his last resort.

Hockey Mask Time by R.P.M June 15, 2019

Hockey 

A sport that requires people to hit a small disc or Puck around with sticks while the players are on ice. The game was invented by Canadians and they tend to call it the best sport ever and anything american is terrible. But I'm American and actually like Hockey just as much as I like Baseball, so I'm a true fan because I like sports and not bitch about which sport is better or not. Sadly ESPN or any other sports channel doesn't want to show the damn game because they don't like it as much as Handegg, which is really a stupid sport.

Hockey is pretty fun to watch.

Hockey by Mr. Zimpy June 21, 2010