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what a Meth tweaker does by "repairing" or "fixing" something that is still good/useful, and render it totally useless

Please don't horkle my stereo Mel. It works fine.....really.

horkle by Sebra August 5, 2003

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horkle

fat, ugly, nasty looking, whore, hoe, slut, skank, disgusting, obese, oveweight, grenade, bad-looking, unattractive,

that girl is a horkle !

horkle by zamariah lexikle March 20, 2011

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horkle • horkler • Horklestone • horked • horker • hockle • horknee • hurkles • horley • Horsley

Horkle

What a meth user does when smoking his/her pipe.

Mike blew out one giant cloud of smoke after horkling the entire bowl load.
I got some good shit, let's horkle!

Horkle by HR Puff-n-Spoof February 7, 2008

Horkle

Something between a loud, braying laugh and a quiet snicker. The kind of laugh that can be mistaken for choking, as the person will typically go red with tears streaming down their cheeks. Sometimes accompanied by a snort.

I saw a funny meme that made me horkle so hard that I couldn't breathe.

Horkle by Totallynotarattie June 2, 2024

hurkle-durkle

Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.

hurkle-durkle by Adge77 April 30, 2023

Word of the Day on May 14, 2023

The Horsley

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

The Horsley by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

honkler

Someone who is black pilled but instead of being depressed, has embraced the insanity of Clown World. Will laugh at the news and troll people on the internet. Honk Honk!

How is John so upbeat with all the chaos going on in the world? He's a honkler.

honkler by Joesmitherson June 21, 2020

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026