horkle

what a Meth tweaker does by "repairing" or "fixing" something that is still good/useful, and render it totally useless

Please don't horkle my stereo Mel. It works fine.....really.

by Sebra August 5, 2003

horkle

fat, ugly, nasty looking, whore, hoe, slut, skank, disgusting, obese, oveweight, grenade, bad-looking, unattractive,

that girl is a horkle !

by zamariah lexikle March 20, 2011

Horkle

What a meth user does when smoking his/her pipe.

Mike blew out one giant cloud of smoke after horkling the entire bowl load.
I got some good shit, let's horkle!

by HR Puff-n-Spoof February 7, 2008

Horkle

Something between a loud, braying laugh and a quiet snicker. The kind of laugh that can be mistaken for choking, as the person will typically go red with tears streaming down their cheeks. Sometimes accompanied by a snort.

I saw a funny meme that made me horkle so hard that I couldn't breathe.

by Totallynotarattie June 2, 2024

hurkle-durkle

Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.

I've got lots to do today but as it's raining I'm going to hurkle-durkle instead.

by Adge77 April 30, 2023

The Horsley

Jerking off while driving with your co-worker in the the passenger seat.

Jeff pulled The Horsley while we were headed home today, what is wrong with that guy?

by LUAPNRETS May 23, 2016

honkler

Someone who is black pilled but instead of being depressed, has embraced the insanity of Clown World. Will laugh at the news and troll people on the internet. Honk Honk!

How is John so upbeat with all the chaos going on in the world? He's a honkler.

by Joesmitherson June 21, 2020