hopejack

to divert the discussion from the actual subject matter through the use of a non-sequitor or otherwise completely un-related comment or question.

Hope just hopejacked that discussion about a draft dodgeball league by asking what her new team should be called.

by AndrewSc August 20, 2007

Rachel Hoejack

Someone who doesn't know how to be in a relationship but is extremely manipulative and mentally unstable and only knows how to cheat on you.

"Bro I heard that girl cheated on her boyfriend and told him she doesn't think having sex with someone else is cheating."
"Yeah man, she's Rachel Hoejack."
"Wack. I'm gonna stay away from that one."

by thetruthspeakerspeaks August 23, 2019

hopjacks

HOPJACK(S) \HOP-JAKS\ - NOUN or VERB
1.) A rabbit on speed
2.) To spring or leap on one foot, then wipe out, and be jacked up in the hospital
3.) A killer pizza joint with lots of beer and live music

GUY #1: Dude?! What happened to you?

GUY #2: I was soooo Hopjacks last night.

by iJack May 24, 2010

Hoejacked

the act of being bombarded with an outlandish number of hoe friend requests, that hijack your myspace account.

I logged on to my myspace account and realized that i had been hoejacked.

by Nate Evans April 1, 2007

Hypejacker

Someone who steals some hype and presents it as his or her own.

I forwarded Max that Hilary video. He resent it to Josh and told him he found it himself, what a hypejacker!

by deadmanprd April 23, 2008

HoeJacking Season

Noun- ‘‘Tis the season too look fresh and good looking as possible and steal all the good looking women or hoes away from there man”

Hope you have been in the gym? Why? Because it’s HoeJacking Season

by SchickHydroLong June 15, 2018

Hopejacking

attempting to change the topic of a thread in efforts to shift attention away or towards another topic or person.

Mr. Dodgeball: Today is a nice day
Giggles: I'll own you on the court.
Miss Dodgeball: Your right, the sun is shinning beautiful
Giggle: Get it Miss Dodgeball, your going down at PU
Mr. Dodgeball: Why don't you leave back to hell.
Dodge1: Giggles stop Hopejacking! We're talking about the weather.

by Lucha Dodge October 17, 2007