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That bloke's dreadful in midfield. He should be hoozed.
hooz by Partial Angler September 4, 2008
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An extremely hairy gooch
Tina: Damn, I normally like going down on guys but my boyfriend's hooz is out of control! It's always getting in the way.
Laura: Shit, I hate a guy with an untamed hooz. They should seriously shave it off...
Tina: I hear ya gurl.
Hooz by Tchabby October 16, 2010
Related Words
hoozle hooz Hoozie Hoozy HOOZA hoozah hoozat hoozbag hooze hoozer
A name for a guy or a girl or a theydie
a little unfriendly but you feel special when they like you, talented, creative possibly from another planet as well but you're happy they ended up on this one with you

Hoozi dances with headphones so as not to burst their eardrums maybe, Hooz dances really well and trancey and u want them to dance with you because Hoozi is sexy and beautiful and strong
My friend Hooz would love this song!!!
Hooz by closetedmushroom November 22, 2021
Derived as a combination of the words "hoochie" and "floozie". A hoozie is a young, at least mildly attractive woman whose sole purpose to a man is sexual gratification.
"Is that Brendan's girlfriend?"

"No, that's just some hoozie he picked up at the laundromat last week."
Hoozie by Lord Fuelfire July 15, 2004
Hoozy is the uncontrollable maniac in the GOAT DazedWoozy who can and will roast you until you cry.
I was watching Woozy’s livestream and suddenly Hoozy took over.
Hoozy by Dreamer.exe April 16, 2021

Hoozlebank

Wanking whilst sticking your finger in your rectum
Woman: Whats your fetish?
Man: I like to hoozlebank
Hoozlebank by PIMP Bizzy December 23, 2006
You're such a hoozbag
hoozbag by xxxewwitssu February 18, 2011
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