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The pseudonym of a legend. He sneaks under the radar by playing COD, slinking around 08857 in the late hours of the night, and attacking people with his pup named Titus. He avoids daylight in the hopes of avoiding the devilbitch.. And drinks his fears of her away at night which earn him the reputation of a party ANIMAL. He has conquered the defense skill of smellyfartattacks to use in his sleep when he is most vulnerable to killer clowns. But the worst of all ... Hoozle is known for having a big, black, cold heart. Beware ladies ... He's deadly.
WATCH OUT! ... That's Hoozle..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hoozle by DevilBetch April 28, 2013
Words you can keep
A girl who you see to be just another chick or broad}. A [female that you dont know much about and probably would not like to.
"yo, go talk to that hoozle, jive turkey"

pl. "Look at that group of Hoozles"
hoozle by Serg December 3, 2004
Related Words
Make sure you give that bucket a good hoozle out
hoozle by milbe063 January 22, 2009
The act of giving all items a shake or a shuffle.
aye alexx give those chips a hoozle when the oven dings and put em back in for 20
Hoozle by AlexxW February 19, 2024

Hoozle Woozle 

A bunch of unnecessary and often pointless work, a major waste of time that yields no results.

A classic example of a Hoozle Woozle, is when your boss out of nowhere asks you to work overtime on your day off... without extra pay. That's a hoozle woozle you won't want to touch with a 10 foot pole
"Hey man, you coming to the party?"

"Sorry man, I can't. I've already agreed to the hoozle woozle of babysitting my nephew while my Aunt is out."
Hoozle Woozle by PlagueBoi January 30, 2024

Off the hoozle

An adjective:

describes something that is intense, exciting, mind-blowing.

Often used to describe parties, women, nights on the town, clothing, and strong drinks.

Was referenced in the movie G-Force (2009), a children's movie about guinea pigs
That party was off the hoozle!
Off the hoozle by peoriapeeps October 12, 2009

Hoodlenese 

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.
Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.
Hoodlenese by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019
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1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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