hoozle

The pseudonym of a legend. He sneaks under the radar by playing COD, slinking around 08857 in the late hours of the night, and attacking people with his pup named Titus. He avoids daylight in the hopes of avoiding the devilbitch.. And drinks his fears of her away at night which earn him the reputation of a party ANIMAL. He has conquered the defense skill of smellyfartattacks to use in his sleep when he is most vulnerable to killer clowns. But the worst of all ... Hoozle is known for having a big, black, cold heart. Beware ladies ... He's deadly.

WATCH OUT! ... That's Hoozle..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DevilBetch April 28, 2013

hoozle

A girl who you see to be just another chick or broad}.

A female that you dont know much about and probably would not like to.

"yo, go talk to that hoozle, jive turkey"

pl. "Look at that group of Hoozles"

by Serg December 03, 2004

hoozle

To rinse

Make sure you give that bucket a good hoozle out

by milbe063 January 22, 2009

Off the hoozle

An adjective:

describes something that is intense, exciting, mind-blowing.

Often used to describe parties, women, nights on the town, clothing, and strong drinks.

Was referenced in the movie G-Force (2009), a children's movie about guinea pigs

That party was off the hoozle!

by peoriapeeps October 12, 2009

Hoozle Woozle

A bunch of unnecessary and often pointless work, a major waste of time that yields no results.

A classic example of a Hoozle Woozle, is when your boss out of nowhere asks you to work overtime on your day off... without extra pay. That's a hoozle woozle you won't want to touch with a 10 foot pole

"Hey man, you coming to the party?"

"Sorry man, I can't. I've already agreed to the hoozle woozle of babysitting my nephew while my Aunt is out."

by PlagueBoi January 30, 2024

Hoozle

The act of giving all items a shake or a shuffle.

aye alexx give those chips a hoozle when the oven dings and put em back in for 20

by AlexxW February 19, 2024