Hootsie 

A slut with 10 stalkers.

“I feel like such a hootsie, ya know.”

Hootsie by Yopoecho February 17, 2019

Hootsie 

A person who finds themselves to be a joke

Hope: Why am I such a Hootsie.

Hootsie by Tasha_AA1 May 22, 2020

hootsie 

A ghetto ride driven by G's

Cruising around in my hootsie along with my homies...

hootsie by Ricardo_SH July 19, 2005

Hoosier Hi-Five 

A Hoosier Hi-Five (also High-Five) is a beer and shot combination from two Indiana heritage brands. The whiskey is Old Hamer Straight Bourbon and the beer is Upland Champagne Velvet. Old Hamer was prominent from 1825 to 1870 from Spring Mill in Lawrence County, IN and was sold as far south as New Orleans. The brand was resurrected by West Fork Whiskey Co. (Indianapolis, IN.) in 2019.

Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Patron: “I’ll get a Hoosier Hi-Five”

Hoosier Hi-Five by Hoosier Heritage July 14, 2019

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.

The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.

smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

Hoosier Sebastianism 

A belief in the imminent return of Bob Knight to Indiana University; soon to be followed by a National Championship.

Through this overly long Dark Night of the Basketball Soul, Heather was consoled by her Hoosier Sebastianism belief: soon Bob Knight would return; soon the Big Ten forces of evil would be vexed; soon the Red and White would triumph!

Hoosier Sebastianism by Duckbutt December 28, 2003

hootiedoom 

1)n. The sense of dread one gets when walking at night and hearing a Owl's call.
2)n. Uncomfortable feeling one can have due to unsettling night sounds.

I was going to walk to the parking lot to get my car but the rustling in the bushes gave me a bad case of hootiedoom and I had my friend drive me instead.

hootiedoom by Tony Harrison August 30, 2007