Hoosy

The art of pissing someone, much like a Golden Shower but to do it to an unexpecting, unwilling participant.
To have a pissing fetish or uncontrollable urge to piss on someone when they don't want it.

Also the biggest form of idiotcy. Being the biggest jackass, loser, cum-goblin someone can be, the ultimate ass clown.

John loves to Hoosy his wife while she sleeps.

Hisaw got so drunk last night that he didn't just hose his wife he pulled a Hoosy all over her.

You can say it was an accident but we all know you wanted to Hoosy that hoe.

John got caught with the dog licking peanut butter off his balls last night, what a Hoosy!

Fuck you! You are such a Hoosy!

Hoosy by bamamofo April 3, 2008

Hoosy-Footin 

When a chick takes a large amount of time to complete a simple task.

Damn that bitch is really hoosy-footin around fetching our beers!

I can't take it, my wife is really hoosy-footin around about Blowjob Night!

Hoosy-Footin by That_guy_u_hate December 26, 2008

Hooshen 

Piece of Shit
From LazarBeam’s video? xD

Now I googled hooshen, apparently it means piece of shit

Hooshen by LazarBeams #1 Fan February 22, 2019

hoosecawl's 

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....

Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!

hoosecawl's by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021

Hoosk 

A Siberian Husky or closely related breed.

"I saw a cute Hoosk at the dog park today. It was floofy!"

Hoosk by Sheeberweeber August 31, 2017

Hooty 

bird tube. Must I say anything else?

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.

Hooty by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020

Hoosier Hi-Five 

A Hoosier Hi-Five (also High-Five) is a beer and shot combination from two Indiana heritage brands. The whiskey is Old Hamer Straight Bourbon and the beer is Upland Champagne Velvet. Old Hamer was prominent from 1825 to 1870 from Spring Mill in Lawrence County, IN and was sold as far south as New Orleans. The brand was resurrected by West Fork Whiskey Co. (Indianapolis, IN.) in 2019.

Champagne Velvet was brewed by Terre Haute Brewing Co. founded in 1855 and grew to be one of the largest breweries in Indiana. In 1902, Terre Haute brewmaster Walter Braun created a lager called Champagne Velvet (CV) that quickly became the flagship beer of the company. While the beer helped the brewery spread its market and fame during the next two decades, Prohibition forced the brewery to close and its assets were sold. In 2012 Upland Brewing Co. (Bloomington, IN) purchased the rights to the name and recipe and released the beer for their 15th Anniversary.

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Patron: “I’ll get a Hoosier Hi-Five”

Hoosier Hi-Five by Hoosier Heritage July 14, 2019