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Hoosy

The art of pissing someone, much like a Golden Shower but to do it to an unexpecting, unwilling participant.
To have a pissing fetish or uncontrollable urge to piss on someone when they don't want it.

Also the biggest form of idiotcy. Being the biggest jackass, loser, cum-goblin someone can be, the ultimate ass clown.
John loves to Hoosy his wife while she sleeps.

Hisaw got so drunk last night that he didn't just hose his wife he pulled a Hoosy all over her.

You can say it was an accident but we all know you wanted to Hoosy that hoe.

John got caught with the dog licking peanut butter off his balls last night, what a Hoosy!

Fuck you! You are such a Hoosy!
by bamamofo April 3, 2008
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Hoosy-Footin

When a chick takes a large amount of time to complete a simple task.
Damn that bitch is really hoosy-footin around fetching our beers!

I can't take it, my wife is really hoosy-footin around about Blowjob Night!
by That_guy_u_hate December 26, 2008
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Hoovy

A friendly player in team fortress 2 playing as the heavy class. normally gives out health pickups called sandviches to the teams, and generally cool guys. these players, when provoked, I.E killed, attacked, ect., will hunt down who killed them and generally target them for the rest of the match. hoovies are like walking dispensers, as they give out healing items, and will generally be friendly to anyone and everyone. their mortal enemy is the tryhard, who kills friendlies no matter what.
I like being a Hoovy!
by somerandomguywhowilladddefs January 24, 2017
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Hooshen

Now I googled hooshen, apparently it means piece of shit
by LazarBeams #1 Fan February 22, 2019
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hoosecawl's

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....
Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!
by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021
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Hoosk

"I saw a cute Hoosk at the dog park today. It was floofy!"
by Sheeberweeber August 31, 2017
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Hooty

Hooty: breathes hoot hoot!
Amity: If that bird tube ever speaks to me again, I'm going to destroy it.
by Garnet go brr August 30, 2020
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