Diminutive of hoomin (human), a term popularized on the Internet in LOLCATs, or cartoons that feature cats and other animals talking to their human owners in misspelt "animal language".
It is most commonly used as a term of endearment between enthusiasts of these cartoons.
Someone who cheats at Fantasy Football. They have little or no knowledge of the game and who the best players are so they rely on other people to pick their team and then take all the plaudits for other peoples success.
A person who finds romantic urges towards both men and women but only find sexual interests in the same gender. He or she will enjoy going on dates, hugging, cuddling, buying stuff for their other, and possibly kissing, but they can only be aroused in sexual intercourse with the same gender.
Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence
Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches